why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

sorting

6 February 2019

Each thing we recognize will bring up memories and the ones we don't we'll just have to wonder.

listing

23 January 2019

I wasn't sure if my dad was proud of me, but I found out he kept it for 31 years.

He might've just figured that I peaked with this, but I'll take it.

along the way

16 January 2019

This movie was about FRIENDSHIP and TEAMWORK good job everyone!

Y'all know Judi farted.

unknowing

9 January 2019

I never got a chance to ask my dad who the love of his life was.

asta la vista

5 December 2018

The Thin Man is a 1934 movie about how much nicer Christmas was without the Volstead Act.

I bet I can eat this candle faster

It also tells the origin story of the American Bar Association (DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID HERE I am trying but I think that candle joke is the best I've got for this movie is PERFECT.)

It says here he's a SuperLawyer so I'm sure it's fine.

I give this movie .23 What's-the-Problem-Occifers

Get you a woman that looks at you like that...

missed

12 November 2018

like grains of sand

17 October 2018

Thanks for giving me the stars.

and down

19 September 2018

Smokey and the Bandit was a 1977 feature film that was Not Star Wars. It was a sober (!) meditation on many of American society's ills at her bicentennial. Some of the topics covered were

1) Alcohol abuse