I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?
Feel free to write and complain.
My wife is the Imelda Marcos of #DogShoes
Mixing fruit cake and yogurt: great thing, or GREATEST THING?
Salami with pepper jack cheese, saltines, and topped with apple sauce. I call it #TheAristocrat
Why don't men grow two mustaches at once? #Profoundism
How to tell if your wife has a concussion: ask her if it's ok if you buy a $1000 drone for Christmas. #WomenFacts
GIDDY-UP DINGLE HEARSE PICK UP YOUR MEAT #MisheardChristmasLyrics
I miss bread already and it's been 12 hours #carbageddon