I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?
Feel free to write and complain.
Cropulent: how your fields look when you are plowing with a new #tractor
I wish when my dog is going bananas we could #BottleThatSauce
I inhaled at least three bugs hiking last weekend. I don't know where they were going, but they are part of my hike now. #EatsShootsLeaves
"Don't #gerrymander the pizza, honey" is a thing I say now
Name for #edgy weight loss clinic: Flabattoir
We were going to have our dog blessed, but realized she's Amish. She has #Rumspringa daily.
Never make fun of someone with an accent: chances are they speak one more language than you do. IT WAS FERNANDO, NOT LORENZO
I trick my dog into going for a walk by saying there are bunnies #TheSecret