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hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

t and p
15 March 2023

maybe the news should just have a mass shootings today segment along with weather, traffic, and sports

bilingual
8 March 2023

i am the kinda guy who pronounces ranchero as ranch-a-roo

neechos
28 December 2022

hey guys how about nachos but with mac and cheese

naughty listicle
21 December 2022

what if batman is secret krampus 

never forget
7 December 2022

you guys, you guys: prudicris

genius
23 November 2022

new breakfast cereal idea: scrapple jacks

i am doing my part
2 November 2022

i proposed making a squished spotted lanternfly our neighborhood logo

no trace
7 September 2022

*guy justifying killing mice in trail shelters "they're spreading disease!"

ok, now do bats, raccoons, badgers, deer, bears, squirrels, people

 
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