the kool-aid man has no blood/brain barrier 

did you ever have a recurring dream - mine is that i can't lock a door - and then one night you have that dream only this time you ask someone IN THE DREAM about the problem? "look, this shows locked but i can do this?" and they check it out and show you "it's separated from the jamb"

anyways, this is the therapy i can afford 

if you think about it, midilchlorians are just heart worms.

palapatine is NOT ovaltine with pulp i know this now

we reenacted lady and the tramp on walk this afternoon but it was clara running with a block of frozen spaghetti in the church alley

love a day when all the mail is notifications of data breaches

penny is short for penjamin

it's content, not art