I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

your service
3 October 2018

Thank you.

hot cars
26 September 2018

Always remember to crack a window.

hold me
12 September 2018

I am my dog's thundershirt.

15 August 2018

I know about the Wilhelm Scream  but is there a Wilhelm Whiny? #TooManyCowboyMovies

11 July 2018

#TwitterHatTrick: getting 3 people you follow to like 3 of your tweets in one day.

home of the knave
4 July 2018

History is super judgy.

27 June 2018

I am my dog's emotional support animal #LawnMower

still good
13 June 2018

Following IHOb's lead, @Cinnabon is rebranding as Finnabon, the All Fish Parts Pastry Store.