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hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

subversible
28 June 2023

dive master: you're back early

crew chief: kraken got 'em

dive master: what?

crew chief: *takes off dive suit, grabs sandwich* kraken got 'em

answer me, george
3 May 2023

do jawas have rumspringa

el panto
26 April 2023

I got a new pair of underpants with masked wrestlers I call them my luchadrawers 

found em
29 March 2023

chicken parts

t and p
15 March 2023

maybe the news should just have a mass shootings today segment along with weather, traffic, and sports

bilingual
8 March 2023

i am the kinda guy who pronounces ranchero as ranch-a-roo

neechos
28 December 2022

hey guys how about nachos but with mac and cheese

naughty listicle
21 December 2022

what if batman is secret krampus 

 
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