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hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

rocking chair confidential
12 June 2019

i bet the cracker barrel busboys are knee deep in it

X
newman
29 May 2019

Three errors in one game is known as a Shat Trick
little lies
22 May 2019

I have imposter syndrome just sitting in a chair.
who can say
3 April 2019

I thought the saying was "Sharts and Prayers".

note to liam
20 March 2019

please, whatever you do, do NOT avenge me. i probably brought it on myself.
asst
13 February 2019

We named our dog #alexa and now amazon keeps sending us chairs please help 
not enough cooks
12 December 2018

is there Stolen Valor, but for how good a cook your grandma was? 
i wanna say
28 November 2018

If I had been through the desert I would have given that horse like 50 names #HorseyMcHorseface
 
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