Croutons on chili do it you cowards

big negative of working from home is chasing neighbors' trash cans down the street during a windstorm #FirstWorldProblems

so, it's weird having your twitter suspended (free @ouisequitur! or at least say why it's in the champagne room), but i must say i am developing feelings for their automated email reply script

are there #PlumbingRonin who just travel from village to village closet auguring after the holidays?

rage really does make treadmill time fly by

let go or be dragged

lunchables are MREs for kids. 

"I saw a bunny!"

- John Muir, probably