nerd-credible half-thought scribbles how i pay the mortgage my dumb @ouisequitur tweets yes i said pittures the piney woods passing the time

hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

cool story bro
5 May 2021

a wind storm knocked over a tree at 3am and blocked our back door. i went in the side gate to check and my shins hit the power line first thought was "oh shit i am dead now" second thought was "i had a first thought, so NOT dead now"
all means all
21 April 2021

snowflakes are doggie pókemon
choo
14 April 2021

rollercoaster tycoon is just all trolley problems if you think about it
pasta-bilities
7 April 2021

today's thought is: bone-in ravioli
sjw
31 March 2021

social justice warrior is an honorific 
vibes
24 March 2021

be the authentic frontier gibberish you want to see in the world
dark
17 March 2021

idea: airbnb but make it hospice
got legs
3 March 2021

i have a great idea for a new fruit snack: cranibals
 
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