nerd-credible half-thought scribbles how i pay the mortgage my dumb @ouisequitur tweets yes i said pittures the piney woods

hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

shivery
7 November 2018

Me (in college): That bat is more afraid of you than you are of it

Friend (in college): NO WAY I HAVE A MUCH GREATER CAPACITY FOR FEAR

Me (now): Hey, remember bats?
scary
31 October 2018

Wife: text me a picture of the grocery list. It is folded up on the table.
Me:
your service
3 October 2018

Thank you.
hot cars
26 September 2018

Always remember to crack a window.
hold me
12 September 2018

I am my dog's thundershirt.
neigh
15 August 2018

I know about the Wilhelm Scream  but is there a Wilhelm Whiny? #TooManyCowboyMovies
gooooooooooooooal
11 July 2018

#TwitterHatTrick: getting 3 people you follow to like 3 of your tweets in one day.
home of the knave
4 July 2018

History is super judgy.
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