nerd-credible half-thought scribbles how i pay the mortgage my dumb @ouisequitur tweets yes i said pittures the piney woods

hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

hot cars
26 September 2018

Always remember to crack a window.
hold me
12 September 2018

I am my dog's thundershirt.
neigh
15 August 2018

I know about the Wilhelm Scream  but is there a Wilhelm Whiny? #TooManyCowboyMovies
gooooooooooooooal
11 July 2018

#TwitterHatTrick: getting 3 people you follow to like 3 of your tweets in one day.
home of the knave
4 July 2018

History is super judgy.
licensed
27 June 2018

I am my dog's emotional support animal #LawnMower
still good
13 June 2018

Following IHOb's lead, @Cinnabon is rebranding as Finnabon, the All Fish Parts Pastry Store.
ohhh yeahhhhhhh
23 May 2018

Anyone else psych their dogs up for dinner like they're cutting a wrestling promo? OH YEAH THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT. NOW. LET'S DOOOO THISSSS

ANYTIME ANYWHERE...CHARLOTTE...RALEIGH.....not Duluth, though. Too far.
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