nerd-credible half-thought scribbles how i pay the mortgage my dumb @ouisequitur tweets yes i said pittures the piney woods passing the time

hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

ponders
11 November 2020

did the guy who invented fences also say "first post"
tool
4 November 2020

i thought a coping saw was for....something else
trend
14 October 2020

i am getting a head start on not being able to finish anything real soon now
in conclusion
7 October 2020

why aren't someone's last words called a quiticism?
thing
30 September 2020

a ghillie suit is just a bushcraft snuggie
quite the catch
16 September 2020

i am so romantic my wife's jewelry case consists of dog treats and fitbit covers
gourdy
26 August 2020

hey guys, the time to harvest a squash is when it makes you feel insecure. 
hashtag winner
19 August 2020

i traded a lawnmower for a dozen donuts i feel like that bean guy
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