nerd-credible half-thought scribbles how i pay the mortgage my dumb @ouisequitur tweets yes i said pittures the piney woods

hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

home of the knave
4 July 2018

History is super judgy.
licensed
27 June 2018

I am my dog's emotional support animal #LawnMower
still good
13 June 2018

Following IHOb's lead, @Cinnabon is rebranding as Finnabon, the All Fish Parts Pastry Store.
ohhh yeahhhhhhh
23 May 2018

Anyone else psych their dogs up for dinner like they're cutting a wrestling promo? OH YEAH THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT. NOW. LET'S DOOOO THISSSS

ANYTIME ANYWHERE...CHARLOTTE...RALEIGH.....not Duluth, though. Too far.
one more thing
16 May 2018

Man, Columbo put a lot of folks in the gas chamber. Despite the fact that...

... they asked for a lawyer FOUR TIMES...

...were Spock...

...were Kirk...

...were HANLON!!!

...he consistently did the right thing. And was so polite about it.

COLUMBO YOU MOTHERFUCKER
this old kallax
2 May 2018

I put together a piece of ikea furniture and I feel like Norm Abram
ides of march madness
21 March 2018

Looking at twitter trends and wondering if these schools are on there for #MarchMadness or #SchoolShootings
saintly
7 March 2018

I avoided posting a stinging retort on Facebook and I feel like the Dalai Lama #SquadGoals
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