why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

asta la vista

5 December 2018

The Thin Man is a 1934 movie about how much nicer Christmas was without the Volstead Act.

I bet I can eat this candle faster

It also tells the origin story of the American Bar Association (DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID HERE I am trying but I think that candle joke is the best I've got for this movie is PERFECT.)

It says here he's a SuperLawyer so I'm sure it's fine.

I give this movie .23 What's-the-Problem-Occifers

Get you a woman that looks at you like that...

i wanna say

28 November 2018

If I had been through the desert I would have given that horse like 50 names #HorseyMcHorseface

looks like me made it

21 November 2018

First thru hike of Raccoon Creek

bonus miles suuuuck

missed

12 November 2018

shivery

7 November 2018

Me (in college): That bat is more afraid of you than you are of it

Friend (in college): NO WAY I HAVE A MUCH GREATER CAPACITY FOR FEAR

Me (now): Hey, remember bats?

scary

31 October 2018

Wife: text me a picture of the grocery list. It is folded up on the table.
Me:

dam son

24 October 2018

Only $86,000! BARGAIN AT TWICE THE COST

like grains of sand

17 October 2018

Thanks for giving me the stars.

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