nerd-credible half-thought scribbles how i pay the mortgage my dumb @ouisequitur tweets yes i said pittures the piney woods

hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

missed
12 November 2018

shivery
7 November 2018

Me (in college): That bat is more afraid of you than you are of it

Friend (in college): NO WAY I HAVE A MUCH GREATER CAPACITY FOR FEAR

Me (now): Hey, remember bats?
scary
31 October 2018

Wife: text me a picture of the grocery list. It is folded up on the table.
Me:
dam son
24 October 2018

Only $86,000! BARGAIN AT TWICE THE COST
like grains of sand
17 October 2018

Thanks for giving me the stars.
liatris
10 October 2018

gon' gitcha
your service
3 October 2018

Thank you.
hot cars
26 September 2018

Always remember to crack a window.
 
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