nerd-credible half-thought scribbles how i pay the mortgage my dumb @ouisequitur tweets yes i said pittures the piney woods passing the time

hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

carne a dadda
16 June 2021

genx bubbly
9 June 2021

hear me out: carbonated farts
so it goes
2 June 2021

all your hobbies are foreshadowing 

the gifts your failures will bequeath you
our daily
26 May 2021

i could have sworn you said "raven bread"
conundrum
19 May 2021

i am eager to experience new things but afraid to try them
you're off the case
12 May 2021

if your name is robert macklin it must really suck if you really wanna join the fbi
cool story bro
5 May 2021

a wind storm knocked over a tree at 3am and blocked our back door. i went in the side gate to check and my shins hit the power line first thought was "oh shit i am dead now" second thought was "i had a first thought, so NOT dead now"
your majesty
28 April 2021

she's like a regency monarch caught up in a religious dispute about marriage 
 
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