why?
I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?
So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!
Feel free to write and complain.
Thanks for giving me the stars.
gon' gitcha
Thank you.
Always remember to crack a window.
Smokey and the Bandit was a 1977 feature film that was Not Star Wars. It was a sober (!) meditation on many of American society's ills at her bicentennial. Some of the topics covered were
1) Alcohol abuse
I'm with MacGruff here. This is a fucking crime.
2) Seatbelts
It was a different time.
3) Police fitness for duty
Some things are timeless.
4) American cars and cornering
Some things are timeless.
5) Trolls
It was a diff--............
6) Racism
EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN
8) Mustaches
It was a different time.
9) Class warfare
A malignant narcissist with a dipshit son this is quite the leap of the imagination in the year-of-our-lord 2018
10) The peak of American masculinity and attractiveness
FRED!
I am my dog's thundershirt.
This is the man who raised me.
Not pictured: me
This is the man who loved me.
I didn't have them at the same time, but I got them both eventually.
