nerd-credible half-thought scribbles how i pay the mortgage my dumb @ouisequitur tweets yes i said pittures the piney woods

hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

along the way
16 January 2019

This movie was about FRIENDSHIP and TEAMWORK good job everyone!

Y'all know Judi farted.
unknowing
9 January 2019

I never got a chance to ask my dad who the love of his life was.
look back in danger
2 January 2019

2018, in summation: my brother (in the boat), watching a tornado hit a wild fire.

This is fine.
left behind
26 December 2018

type 2 fun
19 December 2018

not enough cooks
12 December 2018

is there Stolen Valor, but for how good a cook your grandma was? 
asta la vista
5 December 2018

The Thin Man is a 1934 movie about how much nicer Christmas was without the Volstead Act.

I bet I can eat this candle faster

It also tells the origin story of the American Bar Association (DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID HERE I am trying but I think that candle joke is the best I've got for this movie is PERFECT.)

It says here he's a SuperLawyer so I'm sure it's fine.

I give this movie .23 What's-the-Problem-Occifers

Get you a woman that looks at you like that...
i wanna say
28 November 2018

If I had been through the desert I would have given that horse like 50 names #HorseyMcHorseface
 
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