I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

executive time
21 February 2018

closets all the way
14 February 2018

My wife is the Imelda Marcos of #DogShoes

fruit take
7 February 2018

Mixing fruit cake and yogurt: great thing, or GREATEST THING?

31 January 2018


the aristocrat
24 January 2018

Salami with pepper jack cheese, saltines, and topped with apple sauce. I call it #TheAristocrat

upper lip
17 January 2018

Why don't men grow two mustaches at once? #Profoundism

right mind
10 January 2018

How to tell if your wife has a concussion: ask her if it's ok if you buy a $1000 drone for Christmas. #WomenFacts

3 January 2018

This is the Vaguely Racist Rest Stop of the Damned