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why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

north park half
17 January 2024

i don't know what i was thinking, but i just went for it.

race face i guess

for my very first half marathon i think it went really well. i didn't blow up and i didn't start out too fast. i also got lucky with parking and was able to ditch the vest and gloves at the car after the first lap I WAS GETTIN' BROILY.

i took the training seriously (sort of), and the plan had me on schedule to finish around 2:15. but checking in that morning it said HAHAH GOOD LUCK MAKING IT IN 2:25. i wonder if that was Garmin's way of negging me, motivationally.

always ask first before racing

hey would ya look at that

don was amazing

...and tyler, too

oh, and my final time?

suck it, watch

exif
10 January 2024

checking previous race result photo's EXIF data to see when the photographer will upload new ones is this toxic or normal

office manager
3 January 2024

grass
27 December 2023

turtles
20 December 2023

not-mad bomber
13 December 2023

splosh
6 December 2023

varmint pose
29 November 2023

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