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why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

little lies
22 May 2019

I have imposter syndrome just sitting in a chair.

who can say
3 April 2019

I thought the saying was "Sharts and Prayers".

note to liam
20 March 2019

please, whatever you do, do NOT avenge me. i probably brought it on myself.

asst
13 February 2019

We named our dog #alexa and now amazon keeps sending us chairs please help 

not enough cooks
12 December 2018

is there Stolen Valor, but for how good a cook your grandma was? 

i wanna say
28 November 2018

If I had been through the desert I would have given that horse like 50 names #HorseyMcHorseface

shivery
7 November 2018

Me (in college): That bat is more afraid of you than you are of it

Friend (in college): NO WAY I HAVE A MUCH GREATER CAPACITY FOR FEAR

Me (now): Hey, remember bats?

scary
31 October 2018

Wife: text me a picture of the grocery list. It is folded up on the table.
Me:

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