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hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

saveur
14 August 2019

some of y'all are praying wrong. you know who you are.

good omens
7 August 2019

the wife came home with a bottle of whiskey, a 5x7 rug, and a bunch of trash bags i love surprises! 

deep
31 July 2019

fortune cookies are just unsavory tweets

true
24 July 2019

why isn't it spelled OWCH this seems like a missed opportunity 

gumshoe
17 July 2019

If we had a universal basic income Philip Marlowe wouldn't have gotten in so much trouble. 

ronno
26 June 2019

why aren't blenders called tormatos

rocking chair confidential
12 June 2019

i bet the cracker barrel busboys are knee deep in it

X
newman
29 May 2019

Three errors in one game is known as a Shat Trick

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