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hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

your majesty
28 April 2021

she's like a regency monarch caught up in a religious dispute about marriage 

all means all
21 April 2021

snowflakes are doggie pókemon

choo
14 April 2021

rollercoaster tycoon is just all trolley problems if you think about it

pasta-bilities
7 April 2021

today's thought is: bone-in ravioli

sjw
31 March 2021

social justice warrior is an honorific 

vibes
24 March 2021

be the authentic frontier gibberish you want to see in the world

dark
17 March 2021

idea: airbnb but make it hospice

trail fav
10 March 2021

i am proud of this one

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