I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?
Feel free to write and complain.
If you're like me, going out into the woods is pretty much all about not being bored. Since I don't
make forts DO BUSHCRAFT, I kinda need...something. So I load up the phone with books and shows and hope for the best. But the weight of all this media really makes the phone a pain to hold for longer than a few seconds (THIS IS JUST SCIENCE, PEOPLE).
Shock cord to the rescue.
Just tie two knots -- doesn't really matter what kind, just make them smaller loops than the size of your device (I wouldn't recommend doing this with a tablet, but you do you) so it will fit properly. Then I just hook the cord to my ridgelight like so:
It tends to want to twist horizontally, so I put my electronics pouch behind it and it keeps it in a good viewing position. You can adjust the verical orientation by positioning the knots -- just experiment (like in college)
Of course, you could just not take any electronics SHUT YOUR MOUTH SHUG NEEDS A CONTROL LINE PLANE SQUADRON WE CAN DO THIS PEOPLE
Location: Laurel Highlands, rt 271 parking lot to rt 30 shelter
Trail Distance: NO MILES FOR YOU COUNTING IS FOR CAMPERS (39.6 miles ytd)
Rain? -- no problem. Wet shoes? -- big deal. Cold? -- BRING IT.
Breezy tree blowing and train sounds? -- OH IT'S BEEN BROUGHTEN.
Man, I gotta get over being freaked out by the wind. Other than that, had a good pace and pretty easy terrain (despite the mud and wet).
Guess I'll go back to trying to grow a pair.
Cream of Wheat is a very Lovecraftian breakfast #eldritchhorror
Ever smack your elbow so hard your stomach hurt? I HAVE.
#Fitbit says it took 37 steps to change pants in a hammock. Seems low.
Location: Oil Creek State Park, park office to Wolfkiel shelter
Trail Distance: 18.1 miles (39.6 miles ytd)
That was pretty but boy-howdy I am glad I waited a day to not do this trail in the pouring rain FOR IT WAS A MUDDY BOG SCAPE ANYWHO. Saw lots of trail runners who were out doing their running thing. I enjoyed the refreshing breeze as they flew by.
What I learned this time is that you shouldn't hang the tarp too close to the hammock or it'll get dewy soaked.
Oh yeah -- untangle the underquilt shock cord before hanging it. You will thank me.
Bushcraft is mostly building forts and making spoons.
Evidently pacing back and forth is insufficient cardio.