I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

around to it
16 August 2017

: when your wife has to tell you 3 times before you do something

no longer holds
9 August 2017

In catholic school I was once sent to the office because "I knew more than I let on". My how times have changed #MondayMotivaton #Hashtag

Next to dueling banjos, hearing a clown horn while hiking alone in the woods is the most unsettling thing.

walden bird
14 June 2017

I compose tweets while hiking alone in the forest. Just like #Thoreau.

7 June 2017

The wife says I've been going on and on about wanting to get a drone.

i wuz frameded
31 May 2017

The sixth taste for dogs is whatever slippers are made of

10 May 2017

Cream of Wheat is a very Lovecraftian breakfast #eldritchhorror

Ever smack your elbow so hard your stomach hurt? I HAVE.