I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

walden bird
14 June 2017

I compose tweets while hiking alone in the forest. Just like #Thoreau.

7 June 2017

The wife says I've been going on and on about wanting to get a drone.

i wuz frameded
31 May 2017

The sixth taste for dogs is whatever slippers are made of

10 May 2017

Cream of Wheat is a very Lovecraftian breakfast #eldritchhorror

Ever smack your elbow so hard your stomach hurt? I HAVE.

26 April 2017

says it took 37 steps to change pants in a hammock. Seems low.

back to the grind
5 April 2017

Evidently pacing back and forth is insufficient cardio.

oxford is for shoes
22 March 2017

I am more of an Appalachian State comma guy, myself.