I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?
Feel free to write and complain.
Name for #edgy weight loss clinic: Flabattoir
We were going to have our dog blessed, but realized she's Amish. She has #Rumspringa daily.
Never make fun of someone with an accent: chances are they speak one more language than you do. IT WAS FERNANDO, NOT LORENZO
I trick my dog into going for a walk by saying there are bunnies #TheSecret
Name for a fancy mattress store: Esprit de Snore
#BeetleJuicing: when your wife has to tell you 3 times before you do something
In catholic school I was once sent to the office because "I knew more than I let on". My how times have changed #MondayMotivaton #Hashtag