I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

18 October 2017

Name for #edgy weight loss clinic: Flabattoir

11 October 2017

We were going to have our dog blessed, but realized she's Amish. She has #Rumspringa daily.

4 October 2017

Never make fun of someone with an accent: chances are they speak one more language than you do. IT WAS FERNANDO, NOT LORENZO

27 September 2017

I trick my dog into going for a walk by saying there are bunnies #TheSecret

sound idea
13 September 2017

Name for a fancy mattress store: Esprit de Snore

they won't last long
23 August 2017

Artisanal butter maker with a topknot on Tiny House Nation is

around to it
16 August 2017

: when your wife has to tell you 3 times before you do something

no longer holds
9 August 2017

In catholic school I was once sent to the office because "I knew more than I let on". My how times have changed #MondayMotivaton #Hashtag