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hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

do not comply
4 May 2022

"Control your soul's desire for freedom. Do not open the window or sing."

just might work
30 March 2022

guys, i got it: compression jorts

try not
9 March 2022

to break a bone. it's fairly disruptive.

makira
2 March 2022

is Ronin Auntie a thing? just going around providing counsel, weed, or a cuff in the ear as needed

smash
16 February 2022

hey what's the hulk's bmi is he worried about it

travailer
2 February 2022

if i was a time traveler i would go to the middle ages and teach the high five to the common folk

player
19 January 2022

in this house i eat cleanup

clean up
12 January 2022

hey why don't they put raisins in soap

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