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hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

shake it out
17 October 2013

My wife got a week's worth of aerobics when she got a bee in her hair #LetsGetPhysiAGGGHHHHH

I know nothing
4 October 2013

Switching from From Here to Eternity to Hogan's Heroes they truly are #TheGreatestGeneration

unbeliebable
1 October 2013

Lil Twist and Lil Za sound like items from the kid's menu at Olive Garden #TMZ #WhyDoWeBother #WhyDoWeCare

Just put it anywhere
26 September 2013

The resources section is the junk drawer of web sites. #JustSayNoToResources

Thanks a lot Bellevue
19 September 2013

Just when I started to regret not having enough beef jerky the power comes back on #FirstWorldProblems

Yes, dear
16 September 2013

If telling me what to do was a full-time job, my wife would be Employee of the Month #YesDear #IWillNotMowLawnWithWeedWhacker

Just the facts damn
12 September 2013

Never paint a room after watching reruns of Dragnet #HighGlossGreen #WhatHaveIDone

They said what now?
6 September 2013

I have come to the conclusion that half my family has no idea what they're talking about. And the other half is okay with that. #BlarneyFife

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