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why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

stabby stab stab
22 May 2016

Evidently in the world of #AssassinsCreed, stairs were never invented.

little shennie NOOOO
13 April 2016

I wonder if the fly I just killed was my spirit animal #TheSecret

road more travelled
27 March 2016

Mad Max:Fury Road is the perfect Easter movie. I live, I die, I LIVE AGAIN! #TheMoreYouKnow

hell is real
24 March 2016

I would rather die doing something I hate so I know prayers get answered  #TheMoreYouKnow 

i live i die i live again
10 February 2016

Ok, I highly recommend Mad Max: Fury Road for it's take on Buddhism and all of the visual puns. #TakeTheWheel

jerky gourd
1 December 2015

Cats aren't afraid of cucumbers. Cats are afraid of snakes. #TheMoreYouKnow

the claws they slice
1 July 2015

#pangry: when a cat that doesn't like to get picked up purrs anyway.

not my gorp
15 April 2015

Werther's Originals and olives are trail mix for old people #TheMoreYouKnow

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