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why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

squimy
26 April 2017

#Fitbit says it took 37 steps to change pants in a hammock. Seems low.

back to the grind
5 April 2017

Evidently pacing back and forth is insufficient cardio.

oxford is for shoes
22 March 2017

I am more of an Appalachian State comma guy, myself.

writing matters
22 February 2017

Cool story, Ma. Tell it again

Dogs love to hear the backstory of their toys

hissy fits
15 February 2017

With the new puppy I have to set up a trail camera in the hallway to get a glimpse of my cats.

GREEN FLAME
1 February 2017

I backpack so I can lay in my hammock and watch Acquisitions Inc play D&D @PatrickRothfuss #TheSecret

still repels
23 November 2016

AXE body spray is made from expired mace #TheMoreYouKnow

spoooooooooooky
31 October 2016

My best costume idea: "me, 3 hours ago, if I had been wearing a hat"

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