nerd-credible half-thought scribbles how i pay the mortgage my dumb @ouisequitur tweets yes i said pittures the piney woods passing the time

hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

eatsshootsleaves
8 November 2017

I inhaled at least three bugs hiking last weekend. I don't know where they were going, but they are part of my hike now. #EatsShootsLeaves
politicking
1 November 2017

"Don't #gerrymander the pizza, honey" is a thing I say now

cutting
18 October 2017

Name for #edgy weight loss clinic: Flabattoir
saints
11 October 2017

We were going to have our dog blessed, but realized she's Amish. She has #Rumspringa daily.
lamas-isms
4 October 2017

Never make fun of someone with an accent: chances are they speak one more language than you do. IT WAS FERNANDO, NOT LORENZO
shameshameshame
27 September 2017

I trick my dog into going for a walk by saying there are bunnies #TheSecret
sound idea
13 September 2017

Name for a fancy mattress store: Esprit de Snore
they won't last long
23 August 2017

Artisanal butter maker with a topknot on Tiny House Nation is

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