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why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

what what
18 September 2019

Wife (talking about co-worker): she looks good for her age 

Me: she looks good for a lot of ages

Wife:

Me:

Wife:

Me: what

i forgot
11 September 2019

spittle flex: trying to be tough but just looking ridiculous

so cratic
4 September 2019

but really, what IF aristotle was pronounced just like chipotle

saveur
14 August 2019

some of y'all are praying wrong. you know who you are.

good omens
7 August 2019

the wife came home with a bottle of whiskey, a 5x7 rug, and a bunch of trash bags i love surprises! 

deep
31 July 2019

fortune cookies are just unsavory tweets

true
24 July 2019

why isn't it spelled OWCH this seems like a missed opportunity 

gumshoe
17 July 2019

If we had a universal basic income Philip Marlowe wouldn't have gotten in so much trouble. 

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