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hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

quite the catch
16 September 2020

i am so romantic my wife's jewelry case consists of dog treats and fitbit covers

gourdy
26 August 2020

hey guys, the time to harvest a squash is when it makes you feel insecure. 

hashtag winner
19 August 2020

i traded a lawnmower for a dozen donuts i feel like that bean guy

heal when
12 August 2020

that pain is how you know it's all worth it

harvest
5 August 2020

water from the dehumidifier is artisinal

existential
22 July 2020

ok, now where do i get a rehydrator

moist
15 July 2020

TEA IS LEAF SWEAT

currency
3 June 2020

two pats on the back evidently are worth more than one attaboy

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