nerd-credible half-thought scribbles how i pay the mortgage my dumb @ouisequitur tweets yes i said pittures the piney woods passing the time

hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

cutting
18 October 2017

Name for #edgy weight loss clinic: Flabattoir
saints
11 October 2017

We were going to have our dog blessed, but realized she's Amish. She has #Rumspringa daily.
lamas-isms
4 October 2017

Never make fun of someone with an accent: chances are they speak one more language than you do. IT WAS FERNANDO, NOT LORENZO
shameshameshame
27 September 2017

I trick my dog into going for a walk by saying there are bunnies #TheSecret
euloGEEZ
20 September 2017

He chose to keep my sister in a laundry hamper THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S WHAT IT IS

Choice has always been important to my dad.

He chose a Jaguar to drive because it's easy for a 91 year old to manage.

He chose to live in Sarasota because it's warm and beautiful and calm.

He chose to leave his home because we asked him to. HURRICANE == BAD.

He chose to turn around because he was tired and hangry.

He chose to go home and ride out the storm.

He chose to say "I love you" at the end of every call. He still does.
sound idea
13 September 2017

Name for a fancy mattress store: Esprit de Snore
ghost face kittah
6 September 2017

uncle
30 August 2017

SAY IT
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