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hermeticallysealedall of the bells, none of the whistles

why?

I'm a web developer/sysadmin/host (NERD TRIPLE THREAT!) and this is my attempt to write about...leaving the house. Sometimes. Like, to go backpacking. And take some pictures. And justify spending the money on all the gear WHY SO MUCH?!?

So check back weekly for all the smrt missives! And the dumb tweets!

Also hiking things!

Feel free to write and complain.

fruit take
7 February 2018

Mixing fruit cake and yogurt: great thing, or GREATEST THING?

exhuberant
31 January 2018

#LivingOurBestLives

the aristocrat
24 January 2018

Salami with pepper jack cheese, saltines, and topped with apple sauce. I call it #TheAristocrat

upper lip
17 January 2018

Why don't men grow two mustaches at once? #Profoundism

right mind
10 January 2018

How to tell if your wife has a concussion: ask her if it's ok if you buy a $1000 drone for Christmas. #WomenFacts

sob
3 January 2018

This is the Vaguely Racist Rest Stop of the Damned

manta claws
27 December 2017

GIDDY-UP DINGLE HEARSE PICK UP YOUR MEAT #MisheardChristmasLyrics

hike your own
20 December 2017

She definitely did.

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