some of y'all are praying wrong. you know who you are.

the wife came home with a bottle of whiskey, a 5x7 rug, and a bunch of trash bags i love surprises! 

fortune cookies are just unsavory tweets

why isn't it spelled OWCH this seems like a missed opportunity 

If we had a universal basic income Philip Marlowe wouldn't have gotten in so much trouble. 

My Man Godfrey is a 1936 film about a righteous man who unfortunately refrains from killing a bunch of rich shitheads.

enjoy your cyanide madame

It starts with a bunch of who one can only assume are late-stage capitalists hunting poor people in the city dump.

we will wear your skin as suits you fucks

Since evidently the only difference between a derelict and a man is a job, Our Man starts working for the Bullocks.

the bullocks in the 80s

He eventually quits but really misses the mark by not yelling NEVER MIND on the way out the door.

why was this scene in thOH I GET IT NOW

Seriously though, he picked the wrong spouse. Cornelia was much better suited as an intellectual equal and she really would have been immensely helpful in the coming uprising since she does her own killing. AND YOU WASTED A PERFECTLY GOOD DUMPSITE COME ON MAN NOW YOU GOTTA GO TO THE PINE BARRENS so cliche

she really does DAMMMMMNNN

I give this movie 3.5 antifa supersoldiers

happy Tanksgiving Eve everyone!